A collection of fictions derived from my realms of reality.
Monday, May 25, 2009
To You Lot: USE, YOUR, GODDAMN, BRAIN.
Ok, la, aku mengaku yang aku ni lembut hati, diam, senyum, sukati-ko-la attitudes and stuffs, but that doesn't mean yang aku takde hati. There ARE times, I can take any amount of "stupid-cum-lame" jokes from you, but not ALL the times. Ko nak kutuk aku, ko ada apa? I'm fucking living on my own, aku tak bergantung pada sesiapa, i got a place to stay, i got something to ride, hell yeah i can do what i want - my life is fucking full of enjoyments, and literally fun. Aku tak rosakkan hidup ko, why would you? Ko nak malukan aku depan orang, at the same time, u just don't realize how u made urself looked like a jackass weh. Aku tak bising, it doesn't mean that i can't. Aku kenal ko, it doesn't mean that i can't give you a niceeeee smack upon your face. Aku tau ko nak jadi frank whatsoever, but hey, the more 'frank' you are, the bigger 'asshole' u become. Hmm.. tika ini, tahap kesabaran aku boleh lagi la, but no definite promises yang aku boleh tahan.
USE, YOUR, GODDAMN, BRAIN.
To Y'ers:
Malas nak cakap apa dah. Yes aku tau ko sayang sgt pasangan ko tu, but wake up, just wake up. Aku ni bukan kawan yang baik nak nasihat anyone, but look, your 'tooooot' is an asshole. Belit. Ular. I know u urself know it to, but.. hell. Hmm.. suka ati la kan, ko yang pilih, bukan aku. Dulu kata.. ala, aku bukan serius pun, fine la, we'll c how, bagi can dlu tgk camne yada yada yada. Kang diri sakit, emo. (Yes, aku tau aku pun ada tendency utk jadi mcm tu.. kuikuikui) But at least, as a friend la kan, even tho i'm NOT good enough to be entitled as best-friend-of-the-year for you, still, just fucking wake up.
USE, YOUR, GODDAMN, BRAIN.
Dessert bite: post yang bosan, aku tau.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
WTF is worng W/ME?
Ever since I’ve been assigned to Incidents team (sorta ‘promoted’, as I am not picking up any calls, but making em. Buaha!) my workflow is pretty much, I can say, stuffed up. And for that subtle, reeaaally subtle pressure, aku mula menyedari beberapa perubahan yang aku rasa.. eh, ada kena mengena ke?
-Aku makin addict pada soya. Yes braddah and sisstah, soya bean. Buktinya? Ni pun tah berapa kali makcik cleaner bersihkan ‘piramid’ atas meja aku. Hampeh. Makcik dengki!
-Rambut gugur makin kurang (I had a tremendous hair fall problem lately, but currently its recovering). Teehehehe.
-Aku sendiri rasa macam makin berisi, MACAM.
-I tend to be more boros, which aku mmg dari dulu mcm tu, tapi makin parah. Bahaya ni. Buktinya, aku main pakai beliii je apa yang aku rasa nak.
-Aku makin ketagih burger otai.
-Aku merasakan Facebooking semakin membosankan. Juga semakin benci apabila mengetahui Mark Zuckerberg (fouder of Facebook) itu sebenarnya lebih muda dari apa yang aku sangka. Nerd, young, and rich. Kenapa aku takleh jadi mcm dia? Buahaha.
-Tangan aku semakin gatal nak menggapai sebijik Gibson. Kerjakeras!!
Ohya, I’m still interested nak jual bass aku. Nak jual murah je kot. Negotiable. Yang kaler cekelat tu lah ye. Ahaha.
Apekemendeeeeee punya post ni? Pfft.
Dessert bite: err.. cudn't think of any right now.
Monday, May 11, 2009
The Good, The So-So, And The Father Of All Fcukups.
Now, back on the track, Sell Out.
IMHO, that movie sucks. It's an utter fuckups of all worst movies, period. I'd always thought that Meet The Spartans or Delta Farce are such a waste of money, but seriously, this Sell Out movie, should has its reels burnt in a trunk, thrown off a cliff or just dilute em in acid. In addition to the fuckupness, its a LOCAL INDIE film, which has the "bla-bla-bla film festival awards" logo on the poster (sebab tu la aku tertipu, kariyamak betul). Sungguh tak layak. Buta ke apa mat saleh yang bagi awards tu? Well, you can read the summary here, as I'm not interested to sum up the whole story myself.
Why? First of all, I would reckon this film as "syok sendiri". By putting Hannah Tan as one of the headturner-eyeopener in the film, or "wild" cinematography would not save this lame, pityful, full-of-trash plotted movie. Just take a look at the intro itself, apa kejadahnya dengan scene interview mamat berlengging (alt word for shirtless), followed by the 10-15 mins of dragging, slow interviewing scene, macam siput tengah stone. And believe me, thats just 1 over 10 parts in the movie. Bayangkan the whole time frame. Full of craps, craps and just craps. And lines such as "Don't 'but' me! I hate people who 'but' me!". Heh, 'but' my ass lah. And to the addition, its just me, fiza, and two old men watching the whole movie, which made us ONLY four audience. Nampak sgt FILEM TAK LAKU. Setakat nak jual muka actors cun-dan-hensem yang kononnya speaking berhabuk, tapi langsung tak ada motif. BABIHH!! Rugihh duit aku sial! Takpe, for those who got my YM, just ping me, dengan berbesar hatinya aku akan mencarut lebih panjang regarding to this shitty movie.
Then, untuk mengubat hati yang lara, we bought another tickets, for Paul Blart Mall Cop.
And yes, even tho it was a so-so comedy movie (directed by Adam Sandler himself) it was worth watching. A fun movie, although filled with predictable scenes, at least we do felt that it was worth every ringgit. (Pendek je kan summary dia? ahaha). Less is more. Not to say a must see, but.. yeah. Like I sed, worth watching. Adam Sandler was a respectable comedian, who produced (and starred of course) in a large number of great and successful movies. So, I shall say no more about it.
****time warping****
Then, just after i arrived in KL, i went to watch Coming Soon in BB.
Gila gore sial citer ni, i tell you. The plot itself, is really confusing, but in a challenging way. you might get confused with the "supposed" ghost with the "original" ghost, and the whole idea is reaaaally somewhat genius. Well, Thai horror movie la kan, what more can I say. Does not necessarily has to be the hantu kena terbang2 whatsoever, even tho, its more like a mad psychotic woman with rustic knife chasing the victims, it does made sense. Brilliant, just brilliant. And to sum up the whole marathon, Coming Soon has won the trophy.
If only those lame-fuckup-arrogant-syok sendiri local indie film maker would lean back, relax, learn how to make a proper, make-sense movie like their neighbours (ie Thai and Indons), this slight gesture of anger and disappointment (plus embarresment as a Malaysian) will not exist. Ni tak. Berlagak, kononnya avant-garde.. so called genius, trying-to-make-a-revolution-here bullshits. But please, do not waste the cinema ad boards with your stupidity and egoistic products and "ouuuuuh. granndddd" film posters.
Winning an international film awards would means nothing if the movie is still unacceptably ridiculous. Plus, bukannya oscar pun. And like there are tonnes of film festivals throughout the year, nak bangga apa? Berangan kuat.
And this is what makes me hate malaysian indie film even more. Sorry to say.
dessert bite: can't wait to watch Transformer 2, the new Star trek and Angels And Demons!