Suddenly I remembered, there was once, I said something (which was accidental by the way) to a troubled friend of mine, whom was having a tough time with her boyfriend. Issue with him being anal or something.
Which, went something like this:
"Oh come on. You're being such a pussy, sticking up for a dickhead like him".
Few moments later, we stared, blank-faced, for a minute.
And we laughed, followed by a loud "what-the-fuck!".
And, there was once a friend of mine randomly called me while I was sleeping. We talked about random things for few minutes, before she said, "Oh yeah you know what, _____ (her bestfriend) and I had a period today. On the same day. Wow!"
Out of the blue (and the fact that I was still half-asleep), I replied, "Oh, so that makes you girls bloodsisters now?"
And after a while, we were like, "EEEEUUUW!".
My subconscious mind IS pervy, mind you. Especially when I am hungry, like now. So pardon my fucking language.
Oh I know you know that I am awesome.
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